Soalan Esei Utk Jawatan Pegawai Ekonomi MATRADE

Heliuuuu..wat r u doing today? Er er er er today is English day. Oh no no no CP can't speak Malay. Oh belit sungguh. Susah nk ckp Melayu balik konsepnye. Yela Bahasa Ibunda or mother tongue I Eropah..Laaaaaaaa

1. Al-qaeda nye CP ni asyik dapat exam masuk gov je. CP ni kan keles. Perlu ke nk exam segala? Never patutnye. Yela dah la BI tu bahasa ibunda katenye.

2. Erm pagi² buta CP dah pose kat Menara MATRADE tu. Ade jaga je. Xde sekor umat pun. CP pung sarapan ala² Eropah kat Cafe bawah tu. Biasa je die masak. 4 hengget mee die. Hadooo?

3. Sambil tu CP bace² la. Ntah ape Esei die nk tanye. Bak kate CP jgn la die sibuk tanye pasal MIHAS. International Halal showcase tu. CP x reti nk elaborate nnt. Ko mampooo? Halalan toyibban konsepnye. Harus CP terbakar nnt.

CP amik test BI pakai camni voley ke? Eropah x?

4. Sekali dapat soalan CP mmg dah agak. Soalan die bg CP kemain la payah. Sebab kalo ko x bc haram la boleh jawab nye. Mmg la kate boley jawab tp isi for sure bersepah ye.

5. Ni salah satu soalan die :

It is estimated that the global market value for Halal foof is about USD 547 billion a year and the demand for Halal products and services is expected to continue in tandem with increasing size of the Muslim population. In 9MP, the government has identified the prime market for Halal products and services. Discuss and elaborate.

6. Mampooo? 9MP tu binatang apekah? Mn la CP hafal 9² tu..very der! Ni tahap² PHD taw soalan camni. Dah la dalam bahasa Ibunda CP=English. Kalo BM tu leh la goreng walaupung hangus!

Kalo pakai cam Sarimah ni, harus x leh amik pekse. Punca bawak kipas segala? Nk jual satay ke?

7. 9MP=Ninth Malaysia Plan. Pengsan. Sib bek CP x jawab soalan ni. Mule² hengat 9 market product ke. Xpun Malaysian product. Sudahhhhhhhhhhh!

8. Sebab CP ni keles dalam kes² economy kat Malaysia & Eropah, CP pung jawab la pasal reasons Malaysia being able to be competitive economyy in Asia. Keles kan? Voleyyy?

9. Ko mampoo tulis starting camni " Malaysia is a country in Asia with an idyllic island surrounded by the azure waters of the South China Sea, powdery white sands and amazing turqouise blue water". Hadooooo!

P/S : Belasah saje. Tp CP rs soalan die mcm x adil kut. Cube budak tu mmg O mase datang. Harus x letop ayat die mcm CP kan...hehe