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Tuesday, March 29, 2011

Program Assessment Centre (PAC) Pegawai Penerangan

Halu...ape cer? Keles ke? Meletop? Biasa² je kan...Kalo meletop ala² gunung berapi, kembali ke tanah la jawabnye..

1. Pada 9 & 10 April 2011, CP dipanggil SPA untuk pg assessment konsepnye. 100 kali pegi time intebiu non hadoooo. Bukan CP x keles. Gile nk kate x kelas. Yela..die tgk gaji CP ala² gaji PM, mana die nk amik...ko mampoooo?

2. Tp CP pg je dgn Kak Dzaza kawan sekelas CP kat UPM yg dah jawatan S32 keje Kementerian Penerangan. Tgk². Cemana CP nk dapat keje? Die dh keje gov!

3. Redah je. Yg penting dah taw xde belari² mcm CP pg Pegawai Belia & Sukan. Pumping 5 kali je. Tp lulus ye Ujian Kecergasan ye. Ko mampooo?


4. Biasa² je program nye. Petik jari je CP menjawabnye. Nk taw die uji ape? Mcm bese la mesyuarat, Pengucapan Awam & Public Speaking. Belagak bunyi nye kan? Yela...English kan bahasa ibunda CP. Ape masalahnye? Laaaaaaaaa


5. Yg bestnye lepas Pengucapan Awam boley pegawai tu tanye u keje mana? Gaji ade dalam 3K x? Dah sedia ke nk masuk gov? Harus dicarut ke harus dijawab. CP pung jawab la ala² Datun Rosmah Mansor diintebiu kat TV. Confident gitu!


6. CP dah lama nk keje gov. Tp dey ol x nak amik CP. Kalo pg intebiu CP x suke gune kabel² ni. CP suke dapat dgn cara CP sendiri.

Kalo dapat PAC gov, sila pakai mcm ni..Markah lebey sikit taw..Over konsepnye!

7. Tp bab² gaji ni CP kena cakap la kat dey ols. Gaji sayz 2hengget je Tuan. Voley. SPA selalu ckp gaji CP dah banyak. Bg la org lain keje. Hadoooooo? Padahal die dah ade calon sendiri la tu. Sudahhhhh SPA, ko jgn nk tipu² ye...


8. Tp CP pikir jugak. Cemana kalo CP masuk gov ye? Gaji kecik ms starting. Voley ke CP hidup? Laaaaaa ala² kais pagi makang pagi, kais petang makan petang ke? Oh no no no.


9. Kalo keje gov x leh over sgt. Cemana dgn beg² LV, Gucci, Hermes dan Chanel CP? Nnt dey ol carut CP kalo bw pg opis...


10. Tp CP nk keje gov jugak. CP nk ade pencen, nk cuti bnyk². Swasta xleh cuti banyak². Boss memekak jek! Bencilah!!!

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